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Posted on 19th Sep at 2:24 PM, with 9,488 notes

annullo13:

This is like disgustingly happy couples vs everyone else

Posted on 19th Sep at 10:05 AM, with 356,459 notes

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

Posted on 19th Sep at 9:32 AM, with 564,288 notes

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

Posted on 19th Sep at 9:32 AM, with 56,838 notes

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

Posted on 19th Sep at 9:30 AM, with 202,046 notes

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

Posted on 19th Sep at 9:28 AM, with 188,166 notes

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god
Posted on 19th Sep at 9:26 AM, with 388,000 notes

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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